George W. Bush Speech:
The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:
Normally, I start these things out by saying %26quot;My Fellow Americans.%26quot;
Not doing it this time . If the polls are any indication, I don%26#039;t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you%26#039;re really not fellow Americans any longer.
I%26#039;ll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there%26#039;s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I%26#039;m quitting is simple. I%26#039;m fed up with you people.
I%26#039;m fed up because you have no understanding of what%26#039;s really going on in the world. Or of what%26#039;s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.
Let%26#039;s start local. You%26#039;ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that%26#039;s despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we%26#039;re mentioning minorities, I%26#039;ll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I%26#039;ve me ntioned all those things before, but it doesn%26#039;t seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there%26#039;s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don%26#039;t give me this %26quot;blood for oil%26quot; thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would%26#039;ve already seized Iraq%26#039;s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don%26#039;t give me this %26#039;Bush Lied People Died%26#039; crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could%26#039;ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be %26#039;discovered.%26#039; Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me . Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named %26#039; Clinton %26#039; established that policy. Bet you didn%26#039;t know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them. That%26#039;s not the case this time .
The soldiers of our new enemy don%26#039;t care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That%26#039;d be fine, as long as they weren%26#039;t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to
kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.You should be grateful that they haven%26#039;t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you%26#039;re not. That%26#039;s because you%26#039;ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforce me nt and ho me land security people have worked to make sure of that.
When this whole me ss started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I%26#039;m disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of %26#039;Survivor%26#039;.
Instead, you%26#039;ve grown impatient. You%26#039;re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times,
every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat%26#039;s political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it%26#039;s easy enough to find the truth. It%26#039;s all over the Internet. It just isn%26#039;t on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you%26#039;d be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.
I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you%26#039;re too stupid to leave a city that%26#039;s below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I%26#039;ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I%26#039;m going back to Crawford. I%26#039;ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I%26#039;m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I%26#039;ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney%26#039;s quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there%26#039;re just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that%26#039;s it. God bless what%26#039;s left of America . Some of you know what I mean.
Should President Bush%26#039;s speech have been leaked prior to his resignation next week?unemployment rate
NO! And this is my reply: Your resignation is NOT accepted, nor Vice President Cheney%26#039;s, thus you will finish out your term doing the best you can, and anybody that attempts to discredit, impeach, and/or file criminal charges on you or VP Cheney will be dealt with harshly. I admit that I don%26#039;t know the truth regarding all of the issues that you deal with day by day, and I as well as most intelligent US citizens are not gullible enough, nor stupid enough to absorb the propaganda that stems from many sources throughout the world, especially from the once democrat party, of which has been seized by hard chore communists that are not of sound mind due to the illegal substances and brainwashing that they chose to accept while skipping up and down the streets passing out flowers, illegal drugs, and spitting in the faces of our brave soldiers like obedient little commie college kids, so with that said and done, I bid you much success Mr. President.
Should President Bush%26#039;s speech have been leaked prior to his resignation next week? loan
Awesome. There%26#039;s nothing like telling it the way it truly is.
Thanks for sharing, and hopefully this never happens.
PS Those of us in the know, realize this.|||Hehehe..they are so clueless|||George couldn%26#039;t give a speech that long without cue cards to start with and he is not smart enough to even think on that level to be able to write that speech.
His would go:
I quit. My Daddy is going to pay off the American people so I will not have to serve my country. He did it before, he will do it again. Me an Osama are taking our loot and heading to Crawford. See ya, wouldn%26#039;t won%26#039;t to be ya!
That speech has credence, unlike the first fairy tale you presented.|||Interresting,funny,but this won%26#039;t happen.. Alot of thought
It sounds like you are hoping it will happen. God Bless am.|||you big liar
you are quitting because you are too close to being exposed as a cokehead, and you are running back to the bag|||You are SO full of it! Dubya can%26#039;t read...|||Yeah... here%26#039;s Bush%26#039;s REAL resignation speech.
Duh... I er... you know... whatcha call it... quit. Because even though Daddy bought my way into an Ivy League School, bought me businesses to run into the ground, bought me the Governor%26#039;s seat and bought me the White House, the truth is I%26#039;m too dumb to wipe my butt without instructions written on the paper. My approval rating is lower than my IQ and I%26#039;m tired of drooling on my tie and wetting my pants every time I have to think about anything but hunting like the dumb redneck I am in Crawford, Yeehaw, Screw Your Sister, Texas.
For those moronic, psychophantic fanatics whose nose is still planted firmly up my butt, pull out now because I have in fact disgraced myself, my family and the nation. I leave now to sit in shame of how I embarrassed myself again and again being blatantly stupid.
Bye bye now...
I still can%26#039;t figure out how any thinking American still likes this jerk. You%26#039;re all sheep. Worse yet, you%26#039;re lemmings... if you%26#039;re even smart enough to get the reference. And you%26#039;re all racing towards the edge of the cliff with W in the lead.
