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George Bush%26#039;s Resignation Speech

If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech would be.....

Normally, I start these things out by saying %26#039;My Fellow Americans%26#039;, not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don%26#039;t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you%26#039;re really not fellow Americans any longer. I%26#039;ll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There%26#039;s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I%26#039;m quitting is simple. I%26#039;m fed up with you people. I%26#039;m fed up because you have no understanding of what%26#039;s really going on in the world. Or of what%26#039;s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let%26#039;s start local. You%26#039;ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that%26#039;s despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we%26#039;re mentioning minorities, I%26#039;ll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I%26#039;ve mentioned all those things before, but it doesn%26#039;t sink in.

Despite the shock to our economy ofMeanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there%26#039;s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security. 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets.

We face real threats in the world.

Don%26#039;t give me this %26#039;blood for oil%26#039; crap. If I were trading blood for oil I would%26#039;ve already seized Iraq %26#039;s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don%26#039;t give me this %26#039;Bush Lied; People Died%26#039; crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could%26#039;ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be %26#039;discovered.%26#039; Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.

Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Clinton established that policy. Bet you didn%26#039;t know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.

That%26#039;s not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don%26#039;t care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That%26#039;d be fine, as long as they weren%26#039;t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven%26#039;t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you%26#039;re not. That%26#039;s because you%26#039;ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I%26#039;m disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of %26#039;Survivor.%26#039;

Instead, you%26#039;ve grown impatient You%26#039;re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat%26#039;s political campaign, well, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it%26#039;s easy enough to find the truth. It%26#039;s all over the Internet, it just isn%26#039;t on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you%26#039;d be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you%26#039;re too stupid to leave a city that%26#039;s below sea level and has a Cat 5 hurricane approaching.

I could say more about your idiotic belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I%26#039;ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So, I quit. I%26#039;m going back to Crawford. I%26#039;ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream of) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I%26#039;m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I%26#039;ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney%26#039;s quitting too.

That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it - you can have her. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that%26#039;s it.

God bless what%26#039;s left of America . Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you - kiss my ***!

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Shrub, I%26#039;m not surprised, even your resignation speech is full of lies. What are you and Cheney going to do with your war profiteering billions? What about the illegal war profiteering billions? You are to be commended, the first thing you have ever not failed at, raping the American people and looting Iraq for billions. Good job.

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Glad to hear it George, now just go and why doesn%26#039;t obama quit? he is the candidate with no experience and the one with bad judgment who went behind voters backs to tell Canada %26quot;wink-wink, campaign rhetoric%26quot; and he is also the one whose supporter called Hillary a monster and he is also the one involved in racist church that supports racist people like Louis Farrakhan.Americans don%26#039;t like racism and we aren%26#039;t going to elect a racist whose very own wife just became proud to be an American since this race started! Running around the country chanting %26quot;hope%26quot; and %26quot;change%26quot; is just not going to cut it with the Americans who have to get out there and actually work for a living.|||This is a question forum, not a blog. Take it to Xanga.|||Awesome and I know he feels this way! HE is a great president and fools will never see why! God Bless you and our president!|||I liked this so much.

I copied it and sent it via email to some friends.|||That was fantastic!!!This is for the liberals%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;NAME ONE LAW BUSH BROKE AND PROVE IT!!! IF HE DID HALF THE THINGS LIBERALS SAID HE DID HE WOULD BE IN JAIL! LIBERALS NEED TO LEARN THEY CANT IMPEACH ON BULL SH*T Don%26#039;t you know what a idiot you look like when you make up crap like this? If you need to find corruption go to JUDICIAL WATCH Web site .There you will see a list of the TOP TEN MOST CORRUPT POLITICIANS LIST!! HILLARY,OBAMA,NANCY P, HARRY REID ARE ALL ON THAT LIST ! BUSH IS NOT !!! Liberals are believing there own lies and have to be the most simple minded people on earth! Need proof ?Look at there stupid replies!!! Don: YOU ROCK!!!!|||This is the best thing I%26#039;ve ever seen written on here. I absolutely love it.|||Yes, you are correct, and 72% of the country is wrong. You are right, and every political analyst is wrong. The bottom line is you DID lie. The information was provided to you that there were no WMD%26#039;s in Iraq and you chose to ignore that information. Your IQ is the lowest of any president in recent times going back to the turn of the century (from 1899 to 1900) and you%26#039;ve lost a lot of very competent and intelligent people in your administration because you didn%26#039;t have the sense to take any of their advice. You always knew better and that%26#039;s how you got in this position.

Pretty much the whole world was against the attack on Iraq, but you had your mind set. Now you want help from other nations and they are telling you where to go. Can you blame them? If you think your resignation will evoke any tears, your right.....your own. I once defended one aspect of your administration. About a year ago I said that the one thing you hadn%26#039;t destroyed yet was the economy..well, you took care of that too. And what%26#039;s your excuse for not doing a respectable job responding to Katrina? Why do you think waterboarding is ok? Have you had it done to you? I think maybe you should. Anyway, that%26#039;s it. Your administration is almost over, and I for one can%26#039;t wait. You think you%26#039;re upset now. Wait til you see the analysis and grading of your administration. Beaver Cleaver could have done a more competent job.

And by the way. If I were you I would give Lon Cheney a huge hug. He%26#039;s probably the only reason you are still running things. Lon is the only one that would be a step down from you if something had happened to you. He was your life insurance. Just don%26#039;t go hunting with him.|||I agree Bush sacrificed his popularity for the good of our country you may not like him but I shudder at the thought of Gore in the white house during 911. History will prove what a great job Bush did with what he had to work with.|||wow its nice to see theres actually still intelligent people in America, its to bad there aren%26#039;t many left. you need to tell that live to America. when we were attacked on 9/11 hearing our president take action i was no longer afraid for my kids life. i totally trusted him to protect America. its just sooooo sad that Americans wont protect and support him.

AWESOME STORY|||bravo! i shutter to think of what barack%26#039;s speech wouldve sounded like after 911.|||great.........maybe the Monster will use this.|||See ya george Obama will be replacing you :)